Should've Been a Super Villain...

Me - when you smoke pot and hold it in your lungs you release toxins into your lungs because the marijuana is absorbed right away, so you should just inhale and exhale

Mom - we got pot for your grandpa when he had bone cancer

Me - grandpa had bone cancer?

Mom - yeah, it was prostate cancer and then bone cancer by the time they diagnosed it. The doctor said he had 3 months to live, and grandpa said fuck you, and lived for 2 years

Me - you never told me he was sick, you just said he died in his sleep

Mom - you were little. We got the pot from your godfather

Me - hmmmm

Dad - that was good pot