Post #200

sometimes I can't believe I've written this many posts, then I look back and see how dumb most of them are and I'm like OK, its all quantity and no quality. That's only partly true.

In any case - today I asked my boss if he minded being a reference on my resume as I apply for other jobs. He seemed shocked and stunned and looked like he was going to cry. I told him the job I was applying for was way better than this job, and then i told him what it was, and he was like yeah it's better.

He got a 10 day trip for 2 to Aruba for his christmas bonus. I got a freaking box of chocolates. When he told me about the trip (i don't know why he told me) I proceeded to tell him that "hey, you get a trip and i get a lame box of chocolates, not cool" and he was like "well you get a $100 gift certificate too" so i was like "ok, here's the deal, i'll give you the $100 gift certificate and you give me the trip", he did not reply.

I can't believe how long it's been since my last post. It feels like time is flying but at the same time it feels like I haven't been on the computer in a year. My laptop is still gone. They have 3 weeks left to fix it until that have to send me a replacement, and since they don't make my laptop anymore, I"ll be recieving an upgrade, which is sweet, but also very bad as I won't have any of my Matt Good demos anymore. I was a retard and didn't back up my files. I'm devestated.

So if anyone has them, feel free to share them with me and feel my eternal love forever and ever and ever.

I've been up for 22 hours and I am delirious. But i don't want to sleep. I worked 6am to 6pm today, and yesterday for that matter, and this shift kills me. I have no idea how I did it for 4 months straight. I drank 6 cups of coffee today. I love coffee.. mmmmm. I used this mug that looks like a globe, it was pretty sweet. But actually not as awesome as you might think.

OK, now it's sleeping time. I have to shop tomorrow, today I guess, and also change my school schedule.
Bah

THIS BLOG IS FINE HOLIDAY FUN

Put Your Hand Up if You Believe in Christmas Miracles

ME ME ME ME ME

I fucking passed biochem.

It's a Christmas Miracle!

After I got over the relief of passing, the sadness of getting a C set in. Hard to go from an A in the prereq to a C in this course. Oh well.

I have to work tomorrow. Christmas is a good time to work because usually people are kind of happy and then they give you a tip. One year I worked Christmas Eve and this guy gave me a $15 tip. I had to ask him if he was sure, and if he knew his change was $15. He was like "yeah, Merry Christmas!" That's the day I started to believe in Santa again. He was driving a red car.

Today I tipped the guy who pumped my gas $2 and he was really happy. But that's why I gave him a tip in the first place, because seriously, he has the best customer service skills I have ever seen. He's always really happy and smiling and really ummm joyfull would be the best word I suppose. Happy guy that guy.

OK so yesterday I saw King Kong and I was like this movie is going to suck but actually it was one of the bestest movies I've seen in a long time and I loved it so much I want to scream.

Seriously folks, this movie has everything, EVERYTHING. It has a beautiful lady, Naomi Watts is gorgeous, a super yummy guy, oh Adrien Brody delicious, a super cute giant gorilla who laughs like he's the cutest gorilla ever, and DINOSAURS.

Now, despite some major flaws over the dinosaurs, like T-Rex has bad vision, and relies on motion to be able to see, so if you lay there he can't see you, so that was kind of wrong, because she was lying there still as could be and the T-REx saw her, but then she was kind of moving around so I don't know, but other than that the dinosaurs were good.

And this movie is sad, did you know that? I didn't see the original. But I was freaking crying all over the place when he falls off the building and how he's trying to protect Naomi Watts and you can see he loves her and it's really sad.

Fine Holiday Fun

Liar Liar I'm gonna set your fucking Pants on Fire

OM-FUCKING-G!!! I'm in a frenzy. I'm in a fucking swearing hatred frenzy. Just finished Biochem final..

When someone says, ok it's cumulative, but 75% of the test is from the new stuff, how much new stuff are you expecting? 75% right?

Yeah, umm how about 23 out of 100? Does that sound like 75%? NO IT DOES NOT! It sounds like you fucking lied to me and I spent all my time studying stuff that wasn't on the test and now I fucking failed.

Failed hardcore. Probably not even just a little bit, a whole huge lot bit. Like - throw myself in front of a bus failed. Maybe I'll still pass the course and then I don't have to stay in school and extra year because this course fucked me over.

Le Sigh. Boo-urns to Biochem. That's for sure.

beep beep... tomorrow is biochem 310 final.. 50% of my grade.. beep beep

this afternoon i loved biochem, with the regulation of pathways, and the electron transport chain really floating my boat

right now i'm a puddle of worries

i don't know what goes where or what does what and basically i'm fucked... not in the good way

The Black Helicopter has taken off with my Heart

today my hero is Chad for letting me know that Matt Good posted a new demo, Black Helicopter. Ohh Matt Good, you never dissapoint me. Love it. Love it. Love it. Best Christmas present ever. Ok, maybe not, but it's a good one.

Promptly downloaded it and put it on my iPod and rocked out.

I'm back like you wouldn't believe

I know it's been awhile since I've posted, in all honesty, I kind of just forgot about blogging. I wasn't even trying to take a break from it, I just forgot to post. Weird.

Somehow I'm not worried about finals this year. I'm more worried that I'm not worried and then I just start freaking out and ignore all the studying I should be doing but am not.

I haven't done any EDU reading yet, or Psych reading, and somehow, I just don't care.

Did anyone who saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire notice that Harry Potter is Frodo Baggins. Seriously, at the end of the movie with him looking in at all the goodbyes, I was like, you are Frodo. I feel like they're making these movies and milking everything they can out of it. Like the first 2 were shot like older movies and this one was like a fucking blockbuster with a symphony and tear jerking scenes and rooting for the good guy and all that. But seriously now, Harry is Frodo, like he's all: I have to fight the battle alone (which doesn't actually happen in this movie but you know what I mean - unless you haven't read the books, then you don't know) so anyway, then Ron and Hermione are going to be - we're coming with you Harry. Blah blah. Which sounds an awful lot like "I'm coming with you to Mordor Mr. Frodo" curtosey of Samwise Gamgee. Anyway, I fucking love Harry Potter.

I have a biochem review in 10 minutes. Last week, I went to my proff's lab to pick up my midterm and he gave me a tour of the lab an explained some stuff he was doing. I don't understand him all that well, because he has a thick cuban accent, but the lab was awesome and it tug on my heart that I didn't go to grad school. Then he gave me my test and went through it and pointed out all the questions I got wrong and said that I had lots of room for improvement. Uhhh thanks, like yeah I know I didn't get 100% but I did go up 22% from the last midterm, so I thought it was pretty good.

Oh and also I got subpoenaed to court to testify in this lawsuit from work. It's going to be sweet. I'm going to put "Expert Witness" in my list of talents on my resume.

Dude

i like to read this book series about a chick named Stephanie and she's a bounty hunter. and i kind of like to think of myself like that, which is totally fucked up, but true. and i'm feeling like i should blog the truth tonight. so that's what you get. i wish i was a bounty hunter. no wait, mainly she has sex with two hot guys, so probably that's what i'm jealous of, and also she seems to have lots of good shoes, and i fucking love shoes. it's like we're kindred spirits. except she's fictional, i'm not crazy, i realize this, ok

today a customer flipped out at me at work. then i found out that a customer spit on one of my coworkers. if that was me, i would have fucking told him off and keyed his car. thats bullshit

he was mad because he had to pay the weekly rate, and was there for like 6days and 14 hours. lunatic. weekly rate starts at 5 days.

they want me to work tomorrow. they asked after my boss made fun of me in my toque, he said i looked like a jester. and then i made fun of him "this from the guy who needs a favor!" fuck i'm awesome. if only i believed that

it's true that i have been drinking. i don't care. i once kicked a guy in the back, everyone thought i was drunk. but really it was like a metaphor, not a simale, because he stabbed me in the back, and also my best friend. i kicked him, and i don't regret it.

some things i do regret. i like to tell myself that i don't regret anything, but that's a big fat lie.

i was watching leno, and tyra banks looked fat, i felt some satisfaction with that, i mean, she didn't look fat, but bigger than she normally does. body size is fucked up these days. that's not an excuse for me, but seriously man, it's crazy. size 0, who the fuck is a zero? that's not realistic

i've been listening to The Scientist by coldplay on repeat for hours. it's by far my favorite coldplay song. i lose myself in it. i love song like that. where it's almost like you're hypnotized, because all of a sudden it's over and you're like wtf?

ok bye

HNT

I'm cancelling HNT until I get my laptop back.