Why Me?

December 21, 2010

A while ago a friend of mine signed me up for a dating website, in the hopes that I too would find love in the same fashion she did.  While I think it's great that she found her mate, I find it hard to respond to messages as most of mine turn out like this:

Me and my buddy are just sitting here browsing pof and we both REALLY like your pics, you are a gorgeous woman!

We're both good looking single guys, 28 and 31, normal, sane, non smokers, no drugs/diseases.

We would love to meet you and give you a massage sometime - if you think a massage from 2 hands feels good, think how good a massage from 4 hands would feel!

Let us know if you're interested :)

Ok, this is the weirdest, but, a lot of them aren't much better :P

5 comments:

Shannie (akaSolidice242) said...

yea sometimes you meet a lot of creeps before you meet a nice one but it's the same if you meet someone in real life too. You just have to be patient with it.

Ash said...

Wooow... yeah, that sounds like you have a bunch of creepers poking around. Which, honestly, the majority of the web has exploded with them. I tried those sites for a few weeks at one point (more for my own amusement), but I ended up being introduced to my husband through a mutual friend that I'd known online. Lol. Dating sites are... well. Eh. Full of people basically looking to get laid, I guess. All's I can say is that when I stopped looking is when it happened for me.

Tamzin said...

teehee!

Well... that was my giggle for the morning!!

Thank you!!

The Ninja said...

Ha! A while back I bought a phone from a girl on craigslist and when she met me at the sprint store she told me a story about her ad and the weirdo it attracted who offered to suck on her toes for $160 an hour.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Run away screaming! Or possibly laughing.

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