Its like I'm a Genius or Something

I've come up with an idea for a revolutionary TV show. It will change the way people feel about TV and make them want to watch more and more.
This show is so good that someone will have to make a channel just for the show and it will play 24 hours a day and it will cost $20 a month and everyone will pay it because the show is so good. And people will lose their jobs because they're staying home all day to watch this show.

Ok so here's what the show's about. It a reality TV show. Yes that's correct, reality TV. But with a twist my friends. So OK, three people are on the show at one time. It's each person with their pet dog. So basically it's a show about 3 dogs. Maybe 5, but I think 3 is good enough. So then the dogs compete in challenges. 2 challenges, the loser of each challenge is eliminated. The challenges will be things like pulling things and looking cute and maybe there will be some jumping involved. So anyway, at the end of the 2 challenges there is one dog left and that dog is the winner of the show.


So then you go to the prize round. There are 2 doors with cloths hanging down so you can't see what's inside each closet. In one closet is a million dollars in a bag with a dollar sign on it. In the other closet is a big plate that has like 3 pounds of freshly cooked bacon on it. Then the dog is set loose and chooses a door. Whichever door the dog chooses is what the dog and the owner win.

I told you, best show ever.

I wasted Reading week, and I kinda regret it

So here it is. The end of reading week, pages read: none, assignments done: none. Yup, sounds about right.

I went to work yesterday, my shift is 5pm to midnight. The phone in my booth rings: "stephanie will you stay all night until 6am? the head cashier is sick so can you fill in?"

Somehow I agreed to this. Turns out I had to train 2 new employees on the busiest night of the week. Lovely. 13.5 hour shift, 15minute break. That's it. 15 minutes. It was hell on earth I tell you.

Today I got a phone call, "Stephanie will you come and be head cash again tonight?"
Uhhh no I have plans tomorrow thanks.
"Oh OK will you come tomorrow night?" No. "How about during the day tomorrow?" Didn't I just say that I have plans tomorrow? "oh yeah"

Then I got in a fight with the day head cash. She's new and feels like she's my superior somehow. I put her in her place real quick. Then she gossiped about how all the cashiers don't respect her blah blah blah. I just looked at her "funny, I don't have that problem at all"

Then my boss is like "Stephanie, will you come back full time during the summer? I'll fire someone if I have to to make sure you get full time"

Uhhhh maybe.

Tomorrow is the fish auction. I'm being a fish geek tonight and moving things around. I was supposed to sell all the babies, but my mom is emotionally attached to them so I have to set up a new tank so that she can keep a few of them. Parents, crazy crazy parents.

My Favorite Sandals

My camera is currently in Florida with my brother, who's on a soccer trip. So, I have to use an old photo for HNT this week. But I'm keeping to the shoe theme, and this pic wasn't part of HNT when it was featured on the blog, so technically it's still new.
I got these sandals in Mexico for 70 pecos, roughly $7USD at the time. They were awesome, until they totally fell apart; that was a sad day.

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Here's the Deal my Dear

I am totally ass backwards obsessed with lost. I can't stop thinking about Lost, I'm watching season 1 for like, days on end. I'm almost at the end of it.

I never saw the first season, I only started watching when season 2 started, and man oh man, I'm sad I missed this.

This has to be the smartest and like, bestest show in the history of the world.

The End

If you don't watch Lost, you should watch it.

I will post more later. but I only have 6 episodes to go, so I have to get this out of my system so I can start doing some schoolwork

Half Nekkid Thursday with Heels

I'm a firm believer that everyone has some kind of a fetish. Mine, like a lot of other women's is in fact shoes. Not feet, shoes. Big difference. So I've decided to do a HNT shoe series, starting today. I wore these cute little heels to my high school grad 6 years ago. They have black shiny rhinestones on top that you can't really see in the photo, but they're freaking cute.


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Oh Sweet Mother of Pearl

Matthew Good March 23, Meyer Horowitz Theater. Solo acoustic show. I think I'm going to die of joy right now.

Heart bursting.

There are 10 Kinds of People in This World, Those that Understand Binary, and Those that Don't

So I guess it's Valentine's day again. Usually I'm really sad and depressed and mopey about it because once again I am alone.

But not this year my friends. Oh no, not this year. This year I just don't care. I feel like I'm too numb to care about this or anything else that's just so irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. I can buy myself flowers thanks. And I can buy a stuffed animal. What I can't buy is a diamond, I just don't have the money for that right now. Plus I'd rather have a house. In anycase, My Special Valentine is my puppy Coco. And I couldn't ask for a better Valentine as she is precious and cute and wonderful and we played the tongue catching game earlier, that's when she tries to lick my hand and I catch her tongue with my finger and then we do this for like 15 minutes until she loses intrest. Yeah. That's wayyyy better than having a boyfriend and diamonds and a house. Shazaaa.

Plus, things could be worse. Like maybe chocolate pudding becomes illegal and I get arrested for selling chocolate pudding on the black market and I'm sentanced to death. That would be worse than this. Or if they cancelled Survivor, that would be worse. Or if my toe turned black and fell off, yup, definately worse.

So all in all, things are looking A-OK

The Moral of the Story is there is no Moral

I thought I'd stay in tonight. Do some cleaning, learn some Anthropology. And it's only kind of working out that way. I've done some cleaning, not enough. I've watch my fish kill an algae eater, just attack him until he was dead, and I couldn't do anything about it because everytime I tried to catch him he'd swim away as fast as could be and hide and I just couldn't get him. And now he's dead. And the other one I managed to catch before the fish killed him and now he's in the baby tank, but they kind of look like a fierce army on the verge of killing him.

I need to clean my room because our dog whisperer is comming to stay with us next weekend, so my room should be clean for that. In case she wants to see the fish. But I hate cleaning. Hate with a capital HATE. But also, I hate this stupid Anthro class I'm taking. It's dumb. Blah. Not that I go to it or anything *lol*

I need to think of text to at least get to the end of this pic I made in PaintShop Pro of an actual bottle of Vodka that I have. I like how it turned out. Maybe even the text I write will wrap the pic. That would be nice. I just figured out how to see all the people that come to my blog in statcounter thing. With the little map and there's dots all over the place. Even someone from Japan came to my blog. That made me happy, and I thought of sushi and vegetable tempura and now I want Japanese food.

We're as Lonely as We Wanted to be, We're all as Lonely as We Wanted to be

I have to work tonight. It's like a nightmare come true. I haven't been to work for 2 weeks, so I suppose I have to go back sometime. Just wish it wasn't tonight.

In other news. My hair looks like I'm living in the 80s. It's kinda puffy and just weird looking. But on the plus size, I no longer think I look like a boy. So I guess there's that.

Also, I'm no longer depressed. Which probably has a lot to do with how good Survivor and The Office were last night. Fuck, a Dwight bobble head. I was in hysterics. Tears running from my eyes. That show is so funny. And Survivor. Man I love that show. I've seen every episode since Episode 1 Season 1. And I've loved every minute of it. Even the theme song makes me excited.

I'm now obsessed with "People Watching" by Jack Johnson. It's on the Curious George soundtrack. Such a cute song. I only have one class today. Cognitive Psych. It's at 2. Then work. But I feel like work might be a good tip day. Which would be good. OF course, when I say good tips, I mean like $6 total. Cause almost no one tips the booth lady. And they only tip if you're nice to them and usually I'm super grouchy. So there you go.

I have to go tame my hair and eat a salad because I'm now obsessed with Chicken Salad in HUB mall.

It's a Bum HNT

I've been bummed lately, so I figured I'd post a pic of my bum. Seemed fitting.


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Yep, I did it again

These are my fish babies.
Yep, still depressed. You know what I do when I get depressed and bored out of my mind? I get my hair cut. That's right, I make completely irrational decisions and then regret them later. I chopped off all my hair today and the thing that makes me the most upset about this is that my neck is fucking itchy. Like crazy unbelievable itchiness. Urgh, I miss my hair. What the fuck was I thinking? I don't know.

In other news, cog psych midterm actually was ok now that I got my mark back and was way above average, although, the average was quite low. But whatever, I care not.

I wear a ponytail everyday of my life. Well not anymore, due to the lack of hair. At what age does it become inappropriate to wear pigtails? It fits into pigtails. I'm only 23, young enough for pigtails right?

On the plus side, I got all of the science questions correct on today's edition of Jeopardy's Teen Championship. My brother and I battle it out to see who knows anything that we should know. Yesterday's questions were hard, but today's weren't so bad. Haha, the $1000 question was "who developed the absolute temperature system" (well that was essentially the question) and it was a daily double and the chick wagered $2000 and she said Celcius. Haha, so wrong. Kelvin, (spelling?) whatever dude.

So I started off feeling pretty bad because my cognitive psychology test didn't go as well as it could have. It wasn't horrible, but it wasn't great either.

My friend Kate is getting married. She's asked everyone of our friends to be a bridesmaid except me. Needless to say, my mood quickly deteriorated.

Sure weddings are about getting drunk and having fun, but I don't get to do any planning or go out with them while they do all the planning and have a special dress and shoes and all that lame girly stuff that I would basically just die to do. But fine.

EDIT: I do know that this wedding is not about me. Yes I do know that. But it still feels bad.

It a late post. Sometimes they happen

I'm lonely tonight. Sometimes I just feel like that, no matter how much social interaction I've had. I'm just lonely. And judging from this picture, I need to book an eyebrow appointment. That's right, I have a unibrow. It's not my fault I swear, it's those Italian genes. Same as the nose. Damn Italian-ness. Ok, you can't actually see the unibrow in the pic. But I swear it will come. Soon, maybe a week and it will be back. This post is awesome. For Christmas I had matching t-shirts made for me and my brother. I know, I'm lame and all that because seriously who does that? Well me for one I suppose. Anyway, I've been meaning to post a pic of the shirt, but when I take a pic of the whole shirt you can't read what it says, so I'm just going to post the saying.

And you're right, I'm a genius, except I read it somewhere, well I think I read it, I was in the back of the room and I read a number of shirts incorrectly, so in theory it could be totally original. Anyway, here's the pic.
Fuck that's hilarious. I can't take it. I feel like a genius when i wear the shirt.

I'm an Idiot, so someone HELP me please

OK, I can't change my banner into my own pic. I've been trying forever and I've been changing all kind of things

I can get my pic there, but then I can't get the other banner to go away, the one that says "Should've been a SuperVillain"

So if someone knows how to change their banner, please could you tell me.

Oh HNT - Why Aren't I studying for my Midterm tomorrow?

Yes it's true, I have a midterm tomorrow, I don't care. I don't care even a little bit. Instead I'm more interested in HNT and Lost. Man that's a good show. So good.



And because you can't really tell, I feel like telling you that the little blobs on my underwear are actually little puppies. And they're really cute.

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