So I guess it's Valentine's day again. Usually I'm really sad and depressed and mopey about it because once again I am alone.
But not this year my friends. Oh no, not this year. This year I just don't care. I feel like I'm too numb to care about this or anything else that's just so irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. I can buy myself flowers thanks. And I can buy a stuffed animal. What I can't buy is a diamond, I just don't have the money for that right now. Plus I'd rather have a house. In anycase, My Special Valentine is my puppy Coco. And I couldn't ask for a better Valentine as she is precious and cute and wonderful and we played the tongue catching game earlier, that's when she tries to lick my hand and I catch her tongue with my finger and then we do this for like 15 minutes until she loses intrest. Yeah. That's wayyyy better than having a boyfriend and diamonds and a house. Shazaaa.
Plus, things could be worse. Like maybe chocolate pudding becomes illegal and I get arrested for selling chocolate pudding on the black market and I'm sentanced to death. That would be worse than this. Or if they cancelled Survivor, that would be worse. Or if my toe turned black and fell off, yup, definately worse.