Who wears meat hats, meat hats?

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
and no one can say anything, because if they do, they have to walk the plank

i might like you better if we slept together says:
i think they should do that anyway

i might like you better if we slept together says:
i mean for our amusement

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
well yeah, but this would be punishment.

i might like you better if we slept together says:
oh ok

i might like you better if we slept together says:
wait punishment isn't amusing for us?

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
well it is. but maybe they could walk at different speeds or maybe people getting punished should have to wear a funny hat

i might like you better if we slept together says:
a meat hat?

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
i was going to say santa but thats way better

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
i thought it was a joke a first

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
then i was like

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
this is a real website?

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
wtf?

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
i mean, what about bears?

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
doesnt a meat hat attract bears?

i might like you better if we slept together says:
see, i wonder about shit like that too

i might like you better if we slept together says:
i mean

i might like you better if we slept together says:
the meat hats attracting bears

i might like
you better if we slept together says:
and flies?
i might like you better if we slept together says:
i mean..

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
tigers

i might like you better if we slept together says:
if it's hot, does the shit start cooking?

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
good question

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
and how long before your hat goes bad and starts smelling?

i might like you better if we slept together says:
exactly

i might like you better if we slept together says:
i mean these are serious concerns

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
seems like a bad investment to mee

i might like you better if we slept together says:
you could never wear one with a dog in the house

i might like you better if we slept together says:
it would eat your hat

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
and maybe your ear if it got too excited

Should've Been A Super Villain says:
this is fucked up funny

i might like you better if we slept together says:
see yeah, it could take a chunk out of your forehead thinking it was part of the hat

i might like you better if we slept together says:
fuck that man