Fuzzy Teddy Bears all March in a Line - Like the Army

Sometimes things are crazy. Like maybe someone at work gets arrested and then you get a secret promotion. I can't say for sure that that happened to me, the secret promotion that is, but I could certainly hint at it.

I'm not supposed to talk about the promotion, basically because my boss is getting special hours to create a shift for me so that I can work around my school schedule. While is actually amazingly flattering. Then he said I write good memos.

I don't know why they don't fire me, I keep losing money. Stupid small amounts, just enough to be annoying and really really irritating. (Notice that I can't even think of two words that are remotely different from each other).

Gina's computer is in the shop. It has porn. Everytime you open anything like 50 porn sites open up. The porn virus. And now I'm sad, because my one reader has dissapeared, and she will miss all this exciting information about nothing.

Too bad really.