Have you ever felt like you just want too much sex? Your night "on the town" is ruined by a particular longing?
Well, here's the answer...
New non-prescription Libi-NO (a clever play on libido!) will solve all of your problems. Basically new non-prescription Libi-NO gets rid of your libido and eliminates all need for sex, in other words: It brings all the side effects of the birth control pill times a million!
In fact, it doesn't have any of the properties of the birth control pill except the side effects! Marvelous.
You might be wondering, how can just a product be affordable to me, a cheap bum? Well, for a limited time, we're offering Libi-NO for just $9.99 plus the cost of shipping.
But wait, there's more! Order now, and we'll throw in that nifty kitchen grasper thing that retails for at least $4.99, you know the one I'm talking about folks. You can pick up pancakes with it!
Brought to you by the people at The Other Drug Company Co.
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3 comments:
did i miss something?
ummm no... it was a joke
That was good!
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