In response to Gina's birth control post - sometimes side effects are the best part mwaha

May 31, 2005

Have you ever felt like you just want too much sex? Your night "on the town" is ruined by a particular longing?

Well, here's the answer...


New non-prescription Libi-NO (a clever play on libido!) will solve all of your problems. Basically new non-prescription Libi-NO gets rid of your libido and eliminates all need for sex, in other words: It brings all the side effects of the birth control pill times a million!

In fact, it doesn't have any of the properties of the birth control pill except the side effects! Marvelous.

You might be wondering, how can just a product be affordable to me, a cheap bum? Well, for a limited time, we're offering Libi-NO for just $9.99 plus the cost of shipping.

But wait, there's more! Order now, and we'll throw in that nifty kitchen grasper thing that retails for at least $4.99, you know the one I'm talking about folks. You can pick up pancakes with it!

Brought to you by the people at The Other Drug Company Co.


Leck said...

did i miss something?

Stephanie said...

ummm no... it was a joke

Gina said...

That was good!

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