It's Amazing what Velocity can do when Human Beings are in Season

June 1, 2005

Back in the day, 2001 to be exact, I took a class; it was called Bichemistry 200: An Introduction to Biochemistry.

I was excited for this class, I thought it would be exciting, but it just turned out to be a nightmare.

It was taught by Dr. Spyrocopolous, the bane of my existence. A complete Rico-Swave wanna be, with long wavy hair and a non-existent accent. He was horrible. He could barely speak in front of the class, "Ummm, Ummm, Umm proteins are good?"

I would sit in my front row seat and fantasize about spitting on him.

I failed the class.

I tried to get back in, the dean of Biochem wouldn't let me back in, apparently I was not biochem material. His name was Dr. Wolodko and I wanted to laugh in his face and sue his ass off for speaking to me like that. I failed by 2% asshole.

Last year I found a passion for biochemistry when I took Biochemistry 220: An Intro to Biochem.. finally Biochem was how I had imagined it to be.

My heart swelled with joy, I decided to major in Chemistry when I take my Education AfterDegree (this September). I thought "I will take more biochem, and it will be grand!"

Alas, I have enrolled in Biochemistry 310 and 320. All is good.

Today I checked out my online registration.

Professor for Biochem 310: Dr. Wolodko.

Professor for Biochem 320: Dr. Spyrocopolous.

Things happen for a reason.

They happen to piss me off.

3 comments:

christy said...

oh man.

so god hates you, too.

Stephanie said...

yeah it really seems that way

Gina said...

It just means its your time to shine!. Show them you are good at Chem!

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