Do You Mind if I Call you Right Back?

Ok seriously, 3 telemarketers called my house tonight. I don't need that new credit card feature. I'm totally cool with the long distance plan I have now, I don't even talk to anyone outside the city so why do I need a long distance plan? Just in case you say? Well I say fuck off! They just don't get the hint, if I'm trying to yell at you in languages I don't speak, I don't want to talk to you. Leave me the fuck alone.